Watch out for that first threesome, it's a doozy.

I know. I know. I know. You hate me, you all hate me. I haven't given you the drug that you needed. I know everyone needs some acorn and I haven't given any. Well my adoring public I'm back. I sorry I haven't written in over a week, but I've been obsessed with the Hefty/Stinky commercial you know the one thats has the trash saying Stinky then the hefty bag comes out and says Hefty then it's all "Stinky stinky, Hefty Hefty, Stinky Stinky, Hefty Hefty" and so on and so on. Craziness man, So I have been really in a drunken state lately, Like really bad. I got pretty fucked up the other night. Not good, I through up in my sink, lost my phone in my driveway, and made out with a not so good looking girl at the bar. Whatever right I'm twenty...................four...... no.........eight. Yeah Twenty Eight, thats still young enough to make out with ugly twenty one year old girls? Right. Well fuck you, your as young as you feel. No so I've been getting drunk a lot lately, most of it do to the fact that my sorry ass has no J. O. B. and I have nothing to do but sit around watching my Buffy the Vampire Slayer collection, reading comic books, and pondering life in my blog. Huh I'm turning in to the comic book guy on The Simpsons.

Well as most of you know Valentines day is coming up, and guys just a warning for Saturday night (the night before Valentines day) because you know that you can go to a bar and find some hot chick who is down on her luck, has really low self confidence right now because she couldn't find a date for Valentines and you want to be Captain Save a Hoe and rescue her from her bitter friend( who also can't find a date) who is telling her that every guy is a fucking scumbag and that she should become a lesbo with her, because in all reality she's in love with the hot chick but just hasn't been able to get out the words to tell her, and you come along acting all broken hearted too, You come in and sweep the ladies off their feet and then the hot chick and her bitter friend are all over you and want to take you home and BAM!!!! Next thing you know your in a threesome and the bitter friend has a strap-on up your ass and your crying cause this is not the way you pictured your threesome. Just telling you to be cautious out there on Saturday and watch out for that scenario. Cause it happened to a guy I know.(insert cheesy accordion music like something suspenseful just happened)

AHH so I'm trying to type this and help a three year old draw the red Spider-Man and the black Spider-Man, He draws really good for a 3 year old but he gets all frustrated because his drawings don't look like the cartoon, And I have to tell him to keep trying and practice thats how you get good at drawing. He's driving me crazy. Ok I got to go make lunch, Catch you bitches later.