Reinventing the Internet and saving the hot dog. I'm an American Hero

Is there is such a thing as useless facts anymore? I mean yeah in 1950 who gave a fuck that it takes a week to make jelly bean, no one thought of shit like that man. Now it's 2010 and people want to know about fucking jelly beans. They wanna know everything, I think the Internet has made us more curious then anything. Yeah yeah yeah the Internet is the best way to see two chicks fucking a duck or see Bette Midler's tits but come on that's soooo last century. We have the knowledge of Zeus at our fingertips. I want to know that I can google just about any fucking thing in the world and get an answer. Did you know you can't tickle yourself. I'll give ten seconds to try it, go head 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 yeah feels like your scratching yourself huh. How about who the fuck is guy who plays Death in Bill & Ted's bogus journey? Go on look it up. William Sadler!!! Yeah that's awesome, interactive blogging, I'm reinventing the internet. So remember when someone tells you that you know a lot of useless facts tell them to fuckoff and tell them that they are just mad cause you know the number one cause of blindness in the USA is diabetes.

So this is the shit I'm reduced to now that I have no life huh. Shiiiiit man that just means I have more time with TV and the internet. So I trying to eat healthier, had me oatmeal and bananas for breakfast, thinking tuna for lunch and chicken and rice for diner. Thats pretty fucking healthy if you ask me. The only problem with eating healthy is I'm picky as fuck. I hate a lot of fucking things. So we'll see how long I can keep this up. I love eating unhealthy, pizza, greasy food, cookies, Hot dogs Mmmm hot dogs. Speaking of hot dogs did you see doctors want to change the shape. They say hot dogs are 17% responsible kids choking on food. I didn't know that, but isn't it the parents responsibility to cut up the fucking hot dog. I mean I'm no fucking quantum physicist but I do know that you need to cut up food for little kids. I think what we have here is a case of lazy parents. Stop blaming the hot dog and blame those responsible, dumb ass parents who are not smart enough to know that kids can't eat big chunks of food. Holy fuck people it's not that hard to figure out. I think too many parents are out there thinking about who's fucking who on The Bachelor, watch your kids motherfuckers. Shit!!! Alright I think I'm done with this shit now, remember Now you know and knowing is half the battle. peace dicklips.