No more Rumplemintz please

Oh fuck I'm am one hungover motherfucker. I really feel like shit, I can't even watch Burn Notice I'm so hungover and thats pretty hungover man. My nephew is up and I just gave him a bag full of Nilla Wafers for breakfast. Like I said hungover, I really should not be watching a three year old kid right now but he a good kid he just chills and watches Batman DVDs. So I got pretty toasted last night. I think it was the shots of rumplemintz I did. Not to mention I slammed a Jack on the rocks right before closing time. But overall I had a fun night couple of my friends came out even though they gave up drinking for lint. Fucking Catholics and their goofy religion. Why give up drinking for forty days whats that going to do for you. If you want to be all religious and shit give up drinking period. I swear I don't get people. So I almost kicked some kids ass last night over a chair. I'm sitting with some friends at a table I get up too get a beer and I come back and this cum rash had taken my chair. So I kindly walked over to his table and asked for it back and the little fucknut has the nerve to tell me I took it from him. So I asked him if he really wanted to do this and he folded. As drunk as was I probably would have pounded the shit brick. Fuck I got to work out today I've put it off yesterday because I was lazy as shit but I need to do it today. Fuck this is one big paragraph of shit. Thats how fucking lazy I am, I can't even press return to start a new paragraph. Lazy fuck. So I'm listening to the new Alkaline Trio on Myspace right now. It's pretty good, not as fast as I would like but I like and I'll buy it. Nothing is really as fast as I'd like except for some D4, A wilhelm scream, or Propagandhi. My nephew kicks ass he just chills, he still watching Batman, he love this Christmas episode of Batman, watches it everyday. I fell in love about ten fucking times last night, there was a lot of chicks at the bar last night. Oh and there is this waitress at the bar, who absolutely fucking gorgeous. I mean really fucking gorgeous, like she should be on billboards or magazines. Fuck I'm a infatuated fucking nerd. I think that she thinks I'm weird though, probably cause I am weird. But anyways she's only nineteen or twenty or some shit, so that's a little young, she probably likes cage fighters, not old guys who smell like cigarettes and booze. Hey I'll tell you what I'm becoming that old private detective from the crime noir movies I like so much. All I need is detective's licence and to change my middle name to danger. Maybe a snub nose revolver to. Yeah that'll help, that's exactly what I need. And a trench coat thats cool. maybe a hat, should I buy a hat? I don't no but this has entry has been going on for a while now think I'll end it. Ight bitches I'm outta here. I think I'm gonna go se that Shutter Island tonight. Peace out.