Racism for dummies

Fucking A your eyes do not deceive you, I'm back from hiatus bitches. And fuck do I have a lot to say. Ah were do we start. Oh I know. How about that FUCKING DUMB ASS ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT BULLSHIT LAW THAT MY FUCKING STATE PASSED!!!!!!! Yeah I'm a little pissed about that one. Wow is all I can say the fucking shit is hitting the fan. I think this is the beginning of the NAU (North American Union) which pretty much Canada, Mexico, and the good ole' US of A coming to create one big fucking economic entity. Which would blow pretty hard cause then were just one step closer to a one world government and then it's fucking Logan's Run a few years later. Wow kinda getting ahead of myself there ain't I. Ok first things first the Immigration Bill.

OK this think is a fucking joke of a law man. I mean to legalize racial profiling, what the fuck yo. I'm a Mexican (a sorry excuse for one I don't even speak Spanish) and knowing that I can get pulled over for just going to the store if some fucking racist fucking cop thinks I'm illegal. Hell the fact the people can sue the state if they think the law isn't being enforced is bullshit. All around this thing has race riot written all over it. I was so fucking pissed that they passed this thing I was shaking, I wanted to go and put a few bricks through a fucking Starbuck's windows man. The rest of the country is being pretty cool about it. I mean when Jeb Bush comes out and says that the law is a bad thing you know it's bad. I'm just waiting for George to come out and say it. For all his policies, his views on immigration are pretty liberal. Fuck he wanted to make all the illegals legal at one point but that got shot down pretty quick from his party.

Hell when they passed the law I was on Yahoo talking shit, quoting Propagandhi and people were getting pissed. Calling me a traitor and shit. And now all they can say is "oh 70% of the country supports this bill" yeah ok how many of that 70% are smart educated people. I mean I sure that a good portion of them are, they just have their heads up their asses. But I'm also sure a lot of those people couldn't tell their belly button from their asshole. So yeah that 70% shit doesn't mean anything to me. It's just a fucking tool that these morons are using to get people to say "oh everyone else supports it then I should too." It's like they say, if a bunch of people start saying the sky is red and they insist on it soon everyone will say the the sky is red. So the fucking politicians are saying that all illegal immigrants are criminals, and guess what people are starting to believe them. They ignore the fact that every race has criminals. Black, White, and brown. Demonize a group of people, make the masses fear them and watch humanity at it's worst. It's happened before it'll happen again.

I don't really get it either, what makes you hate someone so much, when all they want is the same things you have for your family. Humans have almost lost all compassion for other humans beings it disgusts me. When I was commenting on the article, I said the law was racist, and watched people flip the fuck out. They were going crazy trying to rationalize their views, saying shit like It's not racist for me to want to protect my family and country. Ok I get that you want to protect the shit that most important to you. But at the expense someones else's rights as a human. To provide for their families and to make a better life them and theirs. I don't think it's right and to blame a whole race of people at the same time for all the bad shit thats going on in the state. Thats racism motherfucker. If it looks like shit, smells like shit and feels like shit, it's shit man.

Come the fuck on people it really almost makes no sense, that law is a racist piece of shit and the fuckers who passed it, know it, they just don't want the people of this state to see that it's them who have been fucking up our state. It's always easier to blame someone else for the unemployment, economy, and the crime. So the said blame the mexicans. When shit was good, everyone one was getting breakfast burritos and wearing sombreros (not really) well the most they would complain about the illegals was how bad their driving is (which is true, he can't drive for shit.) It was something that didn't bother people, then shit got bad and the right wing assholes started saying that it was the illegals fault. So everyone gets pissed at them. I swear it's amazing that these same people who listen to whatever is told to them can even wipe their own asses.

Alright this thing is pretty long and I think I've said what I needed to say. I'll see ya douche nozzles later. Peace.

Hiatus

I'm going on hiatus, not because I'm going anywhere but for the fact that I've been playing this game thats going to take up most of my time. It's called Stranglebaiting, no I kid. Its a video game for the PS One called Legend of Dragoon. It's awesome and I play it day and night. So when I'm done I'll be back here typing away. Later cunts.

Space Nacho Apocalypse

Hey interweb. Happy Friday, yay it's Friday. Shit for me everyday is Friday, so whatever. Hey so I was watching The Jetsons yesterday with my nephew and It got me wondering about why all the buildings are up in the air, miles above the earth. Interesting huh, well I've came up with the answer. Cosmo Spacely's father Cosmo Spacely Sr. ran the family business Spacely Earth Sprockets on the surface of Earth. Until he found a new way to make sprockets. So he made his new sprockets and in doing so destroyed the surface of the earth making everyone move their homes to the earth's atmosphere and they had to use his sprockets to move to space so he became a rich fuck in the process. So Spacely Space Sprockets was born and poor ole George has to work for his four foot fucking nine son Cosmo G. Spacely, the little bastard. Yup it's all the Sprockets fault. I don't even know what a sprocket is, probably because it hasn't been invented yet.

Well anyways because we have to live in space in the future because of The Sprocket Apocalypse, I thought I would name my five favorite apocalypses for you. Ok get ready because the shit is about to get crazy.

5. Alien Apocalypse. This one is pretty simple, Aliens come down from the sky and ravage our planet for it's untapped resources( that being the hot lava shit in the center of the earth, it makes their space ships fly and it goes good with space nachos) they come down kill all us humans pretty easily because they have death rays and shit and then they leave after sucking all the shit outta our planet. Yup this one is not that likely to happen I'm betting the odds are pretty bad. Next!

4. Nuclear Apocalypse. Yeah this ones pretty simple too, all the countries with nukes shoot them off and the earth goes into a nuclear winter, so while the humans live underground and shit the cockroaches grow all huge and shit and become the supreme rulers of the surface world. Humans are nothing compared their Insect rulers and become slaves for the Roaches. Numerous rebellions are attempted but to no avail, mankind dies out while the insects rule for eternity. This one could happen, really dude, with all the fuck nuts we elect president, it should happen sooner then later.

3. The God Apocalypse. Yeah this one can go all over the place with all the different religions out there. But I'm gonna tell you how this one ends up. So the Anti-Christ shows up and starts kicking ass and taking name. 'Merica is the first to go down, well because you know were not that smart. So anyways God has enough of this shit and sends his boys(angels) down from heaven to fight those fuckers from hell. So huge battle ensues and when it comes down to the big dogs. John Smith comes down from Kolob(the planet that mormons believe everyone goes to after they die or some shit like that) John Smith kicks everyones ass and it looks like the Mormons were the right religion after all and the rest of us are not going to fucking Kolob but we have to stay on earth. Then the earth blows up. Fucking Mormons man the were right, who knew. I'd say this has a really good chance of happening. No really if that happened I'd be really surprised. Or the Muslims or Christians are right, who the fuck knows man religion sucks. HA! Next!

2. The "they came from the future" apocalypse. This one is kinda confusing so bear with me. Ok so People from the year 4684 come back in time because they fucked up on some space nachos and they blew up the world. So now 15 billion people have no were to go so they come back in time and fuck up our time with overcrowding and shit (they couldn't master space travel so that why they had to go back in time) wars break out all over and we all end up dying horrible horrible deaths from Super herpes. That future herpes is a bitch man. It was future aids but then some dickhead from the future(he has future aids) fucked a slut from the present day(she has present day herpes) and they make Super Herpes. Yup thats gonna happen in 2012 too so wrap that shit up man.

1. The Fucking Zombie Apocalypse baby. My personal favorite, you'll know how it goes down. Zombies come, eat everyone, every last person dies except for the acorn, his friends and the acorn's lady Megan Fox. The acorn kills all the zombies single handily with his samurai sword and pipe wrench. Yup thats the way that goes down bitches. Ok probably not, but I'll last longer then most of you fucks.

Ok so thats it the five most likely apocalypses, have fun sleeping tonight with the terror I just installed in you. Alright I'm gonna go see that fucking clash of the titans movie now, later cum dumpsters.

April Fool's Acorn

I hate this day, this is the day when you try and fake everyone out with stupid little lies and then when it works you yell "APRIL FOOL'S DAY" wow fucking retarded man. I can't even read the fucking news without thinking "wait is this real or some stupid fucking story" Is that douche bag werewolf from twilight really gonna play Superman in the new movie APRIL FOOL'S DAY! Did Topeka Kansas rename their city Google OH APRIL FOOL'S DAY! Did Obama suck four dudes dick on camera while his wife fucked him in the ass APRIL FOOLS'S DAY! Did Tiger Woods pay some bitch ten million dollars to keep her mouth shut about thier affair APRIL FOOL'S D........Oh shit. Wait, that real? Ok guess it is, fuck you get the point right. Unless your a complete fucking moron can't you tell these are fake stories. It's fucking stupid, it needs to die. Unless your April Fool's Day joke consists of fake dicks, super glue, a kiddie pool full of pepto bismol, and shaving some fat guy's balls, it's probably not that funny or clever. So end it 'Merica, hear me, end it.

So something I couldn't figure out today was the story about Ronald McDonald. Was it real? Was it fake? I don't fucking know 'Merica I couldn't tell you. Well here it is. Some activist group wants Mickey D's to retire Ole Ronald. Yes the red headed, chomo looking clown thats the fucking child attraction for McDonalds. Well the activists says he like Joe Camel and he makes kids want to eat McDonalds and get fat. Shiiiiiiiiiiiit That motherfucker scared me, I didn't want to eat McDonalds when I was a kid. That fucking clown is creepy as fuck man. So fuck off activists, blame parents man, do I really half to talk about lazy fucking parents again man. Yes mosts parents are lazy, they don't play with their kids they let them sit around all day and play video games and watch tv. You know what I did today with my kid. (not really my kid, he's my nephew but I watch him everyday so he's like my kid) First we watched some Nick Jr, then we listened to some Smoke or Fire and danced around for a little while. Then we went to the Comic Book store. After that we got some McDonalds (ha) Then off to the park to play. Thats a big fucking day. Right now while I'm typing this he's drawing pictures. He's four motherfuckers I make him food almost every fucking day. We play on outside in the back everyday, he jumps on the trampoline all fucking day and I read outside. Play with your fucking kids if your worried about them getting fat. thats all it takes Stop being so fucking lazy and blaming everyone else for how fucking fat and sick YOUR fucking kids are. Yes I do agree that Ronald needs to retire, but thats because I hate clowns and he's a fucking creepy motherfucker. Ok I got to go read comics to the kid. Stop being lazy you fucks. Later.