The Big Leagues

Wow, So this is the Big Leagues. Blogger.com oh yeah. I'll be so as big as the fat gay guy who looks like paris hilton. So My name is Lolo, I'm a drunk and I think I have gout. Gout fucking hurts, well its either gout or a broken toe. I don't know why all this dumb ass shit happens to me. I'm a magnet for fucked up shit. Motherfucker my toe hurts. So the title of this wonderful little blog refers to my small dick. The Acorn, I've dubbed it. All head no shaft just like an acorn. So Thats a kick ass title huh. whatever. In this blog you'll hear all sorts of stupid ass shit. Like right now while I'm typing this I'm halfway watching the sister hood of the traveling pants part two!!!!It fucking sucks, so i guess whats going on is 4 friends (2 hot chicks, 1 ok chick and 1 ugly chick) go to Greece to find some pants that some other hot chick lost. In the meantime they talk about boys, falling in love and getting shit shoved up their asses. not really the last one but you get the point. this is the shit i write about. plus its either sisterhood of the traveling pants or joe buck live and joe buck is a dickhole so thats not happening. anywho, lets see about me. Well like i said before I'm like the sauce (alcohol for those of you who don't know what that refers to.) I like that shit a little too much. explains the gout huh.Lets see love football and comic books, like reading, watching shitty fucking movies....what else? Like some stranglebating (auto erotic asphyxiation for those not familiar with the stranglebating movement. If you don't know what either of those mean then it's the act of hanging yourself and beating off.) shit nothing else really. Oh wait i've got a serious man crush on Batman. Yeah it's really gay. So any ways I'm gonna go stranglebate and take a shower thanks for reading. catch you later.